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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day. 
- Frank Sinatra-


You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. 
-Dean Martin- 


Work is the curse of the drinking classes. 
-Oscar Wilde-


All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. 
-Homer Simpson- 


Reality is an illusion that 
                 occurs due to lack of alcohol. 


The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. 
-Humphrey Bogart- 


Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems. 
-Homer Simpson-


Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. 


24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? 


What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? 
-W.C. Fields-


A female police officer arrests a guy for drunk driving. 
While reading him his Miranda Rights, the female officer tells the man: "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be held against you." 
"Boobs" the drunk replied.


Really bad Joke of the decade!!


The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk does'nt have to attend all those meetings.


"I drink therefore I am." 
WC Fields. 


"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." 
Henny Youngman


"I drink to make other people interesting." 


I got so wasted one night I waited for the Stop sign to change, and it did.


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